luni, 19 septembrie 2011
Justice vs Simian - We are Your Friends
A great and true song by Justice and Simian. They are definitely your friends.
Ungaria - tara cu un guvern antibancar
Guvernul maghiar condus de Viktor Orban a pus sectorul financiar sa plateasca pentru revenirea economiei, mai mult decat in orice tara europeana, informeaza Reuters.
Dupa ce a venit la putere in mai 2010, noul guvern a renuntat la acordul cu FMI si a impus taxe substantiale pentru banci si marile companii. In plus, a nationalizat sistemul de pensii private, cu active de 14 miliarde de dolari.
Ultima masura a fost salvarea populatiei de ratele mari la imprumuturile in valuta. Bancile sunt obligate sa accepte plata ratelor la un curs valutar mult mai mic decat cel de pe piata.Clientii platesc rate la un curs de 250 forinti pentru un euro si 180 de forinti pentru un franc elvetian, in timp ce cotatiile curente sunt de 286 forinti pentru 1 euro, respectiv 237 forinti pentru 1 franc elvetian, conform Reuters.Masurile antibancare sunt apreciate de catre electorat, chiar daca institutiile financiare sunt hotarate sa dea statul in judecata.“In acest moment, o parte importanta a banilor pe care bancile straine ii castiga de la populatie pleaca din tara, astfel ca nu avem nimic de pierdut”, a afirmat Orban la un post TV, citat de Reuters.“Unele banci straine pleaca din Ungaria acum, dar altele vin…Nu stiu nicio tara care sa ramana fara banci, dar cunosc locuri unde sunt mai multe banci decat ar trebui”, a mai afirmat Orban.El a precizat ca subsidiarele straine sunt sustinute de bancile-mama, iar statul ar trebuia sa ajute bancile de stat, in cazul in care au probleme, viziunea sa fiind ca Ungaria sa aiba banci cu capital autohton puternice.La nivel macroeconomic, Ungaria inregistreaza un excedent de cont curent, un excedent de balanta comerciala si un deficit bugetar mai mic de 3% din PIB.
Johnny Răducanu
Johnny Răducanu (born Răducan Crețu, December 1, 1931 in Brăila – September 19, 2011 in Bucharest) was a Romanian Jazz musician, of Romani ethnic background, whose family has a long musical tradition dating back to the 17th century.[1]
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He started playing the double bass at the age of 19; however, his instruments of choice is the piano. Among his countless collaborations outside Romania were those with Art Farmer (trumpet) and Slide Hampton (trombone), as well as Friedrich Gulda (piano) and Guido Manusardi (piano).
In 1987 Johnny Răducanu received an honorary membership in the Louis Armstrong Academy in New Orleans. He is the founder of the Romanian Jazz school, and during a musical career spanning over half a century, he discovered, nurtured and trained several generations of Romanian jazz musicians. Leonard Feathernamed him Mr. Jazz of Romania. Johnny Răducanu is the President of the Romanian Jazz Federation.
In 1999 he recorded "Jazz over the Carpathians - Johnny Raducanu meets Theodora Enache".[2]
In 2005 he recorded an album entitled "Jazz Bestament" in Paris, produced by Tescani Production. - wiki
R.I.P. Johnny Raducanu
01 La Mouffe - Johnny Raducanu - Jazz Bestament - Paris 2005
If you like it, please buy the song or album.
Artist: Johnny Raducanu
Album: Jazz Bestament - Paris 2005
Song: La Mouffe
Publisher: Tescani produtions
Artist: Johnny Raducanu
Album: Jazz Bestament - Paris 2005
Song: La Mouffe
Publisher: Tescani produtions
Jokes
9.What's the difference between pre-menstrual tension and B.S.E?
-One's mad cow disease; the other's an agricultural problem.
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10. Why does the bride always wear white?
-Because it's good for the dishwasher to match the stove and
refrigerator.
_____
11. What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes?
-Nothing, she's been told twice already.
_____
12. How many men does it take to open a beer?
-None. It should be opened by the time she brings it in.
_____
13. If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen to nag at you, what
have you done wrong?
-Made her chain too long.
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14. How do you turn a fox into an elephant?
-Marry it!
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15. What is the difference between a battery and a woman?
-A battery has a positive side.
_____
16. What are the three fastest means of communication?
-1) Internet 2) Telephone 3) Tel-a-woman
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17. Why do hunters make the best lovers?
-Because they go deep in the bush, shoot more than once, and they eat
what they shoot.
_____
18. How are fat girls and mopeds alike?
-They're both fun to ride until your friends find out.
_____
19. What should you give a woman who has everything?
-A man to show her how to work it.
_____
20. How are tornadoes and marriage alike?
-They both begin with a lot of blowing and sucking, and in the end you
lose your house.
_____
21. Why does a bride smile when she walks up the aisle?
-She knows she's given her last blow job.
-One's mad cow disease; the other's an agricultural problem.
_____
10. Why does the bride always wear white?
-Because it's good for the dishwasher to match the stove and
refrigerator.
_____
11. What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes?
-Nothing, she's been told twice already.
_____
12. How many men does it take to open a beer?
-None. It should be opened by the time she brings it in.
_____
13. If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen to nag at you, what
have you done wrong?
-Made her chain too long.
_____
14. How do you turn a fox into an elephant?
-Marry it!
_____
15. What is the difference between a battery and a woman?
-A battery has a positive side.
_____
16. What are the three fastest means of communication?
-1) Internet 2) Telephone 3) Tel-a-woman
_____
17. Why do hunters make the best lovers?
-Because they go deep in the bush, shoot more than once, and they eat
what they shoot.
_____
18. How are fat girls and mopeds alike?
-They're both fun to ride until your friends find out.
_____
19. What should you give a woman who has everything?
-A man to show her how to work it.
_____
20. How are tornadoes and marriage alike?
-They both begin with a lot of blowing and sucking, and in the end you
lose your house.
_____
21. Why does a bride smile when she walks up the aisle?
-She knows she's given her last blow job.
Financial Providers Laughing on Other Side of their Facebook
2011 | Jakk
When the words “Facebook” and “Twitter” first started making an auditory appearance in the upper stratosphere of banking boardrooms, they must have seemed so irrelevant as to be laughable.
With Experian’s recent release of a report describing the financial importance of the young generation of social media users however, it seems dismissive smirks are no longer so clever.
The report reveals “that this increasingly powerful group” wants “immediate information, instant decisions, faultless customer service and the ability to manage finances on the move. Providers that fail to tick all these boxes could fall behind.”
So important are these young and demanding button-clickers that the credit agency has even coined a name for them (cue drum roll) – “The Facebook Generation’”. READ THE FULL ARTICLE: Technology Blogged
Close up with Samsung Nexus Prime: Earlier Verizon release
By: Peter Chubb | September 19, 2011
There is still much confusion over the official release date for the Samsung Nexus Prime, but one guy has managed to get close up with the device. You may wonder what this means for you and I; well the one that was shown to him looks as though their could be an earlier Verizon release than we first thought. This all happened after the Big Red Developer conference had wrapped up at Las Vegas.
During that conference there was no sign of said phone, so you can imagine how shocked The Droid Guy’s source was when he was shown what he now believes is the Nexus Prime or Droid Prime as Verizon looks to be calling the device. So why do we now think that this is Verizon’s version and that they will be getting it sooner? READ THE FULL ARTICLE: Product Reviews
Google Voice Actions launched on European Android smartphones
Google has officially rolled out its Voice Actions service in the UK.
The service, which is available on smartphones and tablets running Android version 2.2 or better, allows the user to talk directly to the microphone on their device. Commands will then be interpreted and acted upon.
Google has implemented Voice Actions not just in English for the UK, but in other European languages, with france, Italy, Germany and Spain also being covered. READ THE FULL ARTICLE: TECHWATCH
Bancuri
Intr-o benzinarie, o blonda se uita derutata la pompe si murmura: - 95?.. 98?.. 95!.. 98!.. Vazand-o pierduta, un angajat al benzinariei se aproprie si o intreaba: - Cu ce va pot ajuta? Cu o raza de fericire in privire, blonda raspunde: - Benzina din 2011 n-aveti?
O blonda la volan. La radio se aude:
-Ascultati Europa FM. Blonda:
-Doamne, de unde stiu astia totul?
Intra o fetita intr-o farmacie si spune :
- Puteti sa-mi dati un prezervativ ?
- Bine...dar cred ca este pentru parinti tai zice farmacista
- Este pentru mine…,ca am trei papusi deja si nu vreau mai multe...
O femeie, cand are bani, devine independenta fata de barbati. Un barbat, cand are bani, devine dependent de femei !
Bancuri
Un tip sta in Danny’s Bar la aeroportul Changi din Singapore si observa o femeie foarte atragatoare la masa de langa el.
E atat de frumoasa, ca trebuie sa fie insotitoare de zbor, isi spune. Dar pentru ce companie o lucra?
Ca sa intre in vorba, se intoarce catre ea si-i sopteste sloganul Delta: „Love to fly and it shows?”.
Femeia se uita la el derutata. „Deci, nu lucreaza la Delta”, isi spune omul.
Peste o clipa, ii vine alta idee: „Something special in the air?”.
Ea pare la fel de derutata, deci Singapore Airlines cade de pe lista.
Mai incearca si sloganul Thai Airways: „Smooth as silk”.
De data asta, femeia se intoarce catre el: „What the f#*k do you want?”.
Tipul se lasa pe spate satisfacut: „Aaahhhh, TAROM!”.
E atat de frumoasa, ca trebuie sa fie insotitoare de zbor, isi spune. Dar pentru ce companie o lucra?
Ca sa intre in vorba, se intoarce catre ea si-i sopteste sloganul Delta: „Love to fly and it shows?”.
Femeia se uita la el derutata. „Deci, nu lucreaza la Delta”, isi spune omul.
Peste o clipa, ii vine alta idee: „Something special in the air?”.
Ea pare la fel de derutata, deci Singapore Airlines cade de pe lista.
Mai incearca si sloganul Thai Airways: „Smooth as silk”.
De data asta, femeia se intoarce catre el: „What the f#*k do you want?”.
Tipul se lasa pe spate satisfacut: „Aaahhhh, TAROM!”.
Jokes
1. Why did God create woman?
-To carry semen from the bedroom to the toilet.
_____
2. If the dove is the bird of peace, what is the bird of true love?
-The swallow.
_____
3. How do you annoy your girlfriend during sex?
-Call her.
_____
4. Why do women fake orgasms?
-Because they think men care.
_____
5. What is the definition of "making love"
-Something a woman does while a guy is fucking her.
_____
6. What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?
-Slow down and use a lubricant.
_____
7. What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex?
- Oral sex makes your day. Anal sex makes your [w]HOLE weak.
_____
8. How many sexists does it take to change a light bulb?
-None, let the bitch cook in the dark.
-To carry semen from the bedroom to the toilet.
_____
2. If the dove is the bird of peace, what is the bird of true love?
-The swallow.
_____
3. How do you annoy your girlfriend during sex?
-Call her.
_____
4. Why do women fake orgasms?
-Because they think men care.
_____
5. What is the definition of "making love"
-Something a woman does while a guy is fucking her.
_____
6. What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?
-Slow down and use a lubricant.
_____
7. What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex?
- Oral sex makes your day. Anal sex makes your [w]HOLE weak.
_____
8. How many sexists does it take to change a light bulb?
-None, let the bitch cook in the dark.
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